Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
im at your girls house changing their pronouns
I can't believe spotify is down you wanna see somebody have a meltdown over first world problems
those of u who stayed kinda mutated are y’all good?? i think it’s good to get on other parts of the internet sometimes
guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations
whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling
whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater
like what's wrong? are you bothered because i'm having a conversation that doesn't involve you? mad because i have shit to say? jealous because i'm interesting and sexy enough to hold a discussion with myself? huh? bitch?